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Grandpa

Category: Puns, Rated G

This is from Tom Vickery who opines it should make all us grandparents feel warm and fuzzy.  Humpf!


A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.  When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa’s room.  Then she says excitedly, “Grandpa, Grandpa… as soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”

“WHAT?” asked her Grandpa.  “Why do you want me to do that?”

“Because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disneyland!”

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