This is by Ralph D. Jeffords. Thank you.

Tipper and Al Gore were having a real knock-down, drag-out fight at home one day. Before things got too out of hand, Tipper escaped out the front (and only) door to their abode, slammed it shut, turned the key, and drove off to get help. Unfortunately for Al, there was no way from within to open the bolt once the key had been turned from the outside. By the time that Tipper had returned with some friends to try to get Al cooled down, he had gone on a rampage and thrown stuff all around, making a total disaster area inside. The moral of this story: Never lock a miffed Gore in the house.