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German Barbeque Incident

Category: Rated G

By Phil Hudson

Last week, a German man was rushed to hospital after a serious accident at a barbeque. The unfortunate incident occurred when he was cooking the final sausage for a guest.

Due to the high workload of the staff at the hospital, he was not seen by a doctor until yesterday. The doctor has now made an analysis on his condition, stating that he’s taken a “burn for the wurst”.

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