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Gary Cooper

Category: Rated PG-13

By Alan B. Combs

His wife was too graceful for a Western hick town, and she couldn’t stand being cooped up all day. So, she decided to leave him. What could he do? Perhaps, he could induce her to stay with one last spectacular conjugal act carried out before her 12:30 train left town.

What was the movie?

It was “High Nooner”, of course.

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