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Gaining Face?

Category: Politically Incorrect

Sent by Alan B. Combs


A recent headline from the New York Times on-line (you may have to join to read it) says the French are the first to use a transplant to repair a face.

This seems appropriate research for folks that are always losing face, doesn’t it?


Tom Gunther’s co-worker said that this isn’t surprising, since the French have always been two-faced.

Lowrie adds, “Their faces are not lost; they’re just wedged up their derrières.”

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