Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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For Those Needing Biblical Interpretation of Current Events

Category: Puns, Rated PG

Forwarded to us by Lowrie.

For those who haven’t heard, Washington State just passed two laws about gay marriage and legalized marijuana.

The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:

“If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”

We just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before.

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