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Followed Her Home

Category: Puns, Rated G

This is from Bevjo McGuire’s humor listserv. Thanks.

A Haitian bank teller thought she was being followed by a zombie, so she went to the police. The detective said, “OK, you think some guy is following you?”

She said, “Not ‘some guy’ – a zombie. One of the walking dead.”

The detective sighed in relief and told her to go on back to her job at the bank, because, he said, “The first thing every detective learns is … Dead Men Tail No Tellers.”

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