From Cousin Jo Ann.
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For bird flu you need tweetment, and for
swine flu you need oinkment.
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From Cousin Jo Ann.
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For bird flu you need tweetment, and for
swine flu you need oinkment.
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/flu-update/