Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

By Bob Dvorak

Hi, Alan —
I regret that I won’t see you this year…

But, in the meantime, during the summer season in this
part of the world, it’s fairly common to see one of
those yellow signs in front of nearly every quick-shop
advertising “Nite Crawlers”.

Since they’re often also delis-to-go, the signs often
advertise other deli-type items.

You should see the reaction I get when I ask the young
woman behind the counter if I can have a “Nite crawler
sub with mayo.”

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