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Fishbait

Category: Puns, Rated G

by Alan B. Combs


I found the little glazed doughnut in the tackle and bait section at our local H.E.B. supermarket. These are delicious and decidedly addicting, but a display sign where they were being sold said that they make excellent fishbait. You have to use them at night when the fish cannot see them, but can smell them. The display sign called them night crullers.

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