This was sent by BevJoe from Adrian Gilbert’s jokeserv.

There is this man is in the supermarket, keeping a mental record of how much he’ll spend when he gets to the cash register. “That’s two dollars and a cat… Five dollars, fifty cents, and a cat… Nine dollars and a cat… Thirteen dollars, sixty five cents, and a cat…”

A fellow shopper asked him, “Why do you keep saying, ‘and a cat?'”

“Oh, I’m sorry,” the fellow said. “I’ve got an add-a-puss complex.”