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Equinicide

Category: Politically Incorrect

(By Alan B. Combs) I wrote this stinker many years ago and have used it in my toxicology class occasionally since then. I do not remember sending it to my mailing list, nor is it on the web collection. I must have sent it somewhere, however. I found it on a web-collection of puns last night. I do hope the lady that got incensed because she thought we were advocating kicking polar bears in the ice-hole doesn’t read it.


Single Multiple Choice Exam Question:

Which of the following is the best poison to kill baby horses?

A. Cyanide
B. Strychnine
C. Agent orange
E. Arsenic

Ans. — Agent orange, a powerful defoliant, of course.

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