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Epidemic in Tokyo?

Category: Rated G

The author of this story is not known. It was published on the PureHumour Joke Ezine.


Tokyo residents were panicked today by wide spread discoveries of little piles of cotton fibre and rodent droppings in residences in central Tokyo, accompanied by holes appearing suddenly in various pieces of household furniture.

Municipal authorities are taking swift action to calm residents and today claimed that there is little likelihood of a major outbreak of futon mouse disease in the city.

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