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Entering Paradise

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

This gentle tale of the war of the sexes comes from Bill Pardue.


When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise,  God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines: One line  for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for  the men who were dominated by their women.

“Now, I want all the women to  report to St. Peter.” 

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.  The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was one hundred  miles long. In the line of men who truly were heads of their household,  there was only one man.  

God said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created  you to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and  have not fulfilled your purpose. Of all of you, only one obeyed.  Learn from him.”  
God turned to the one man, “How did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man replied, “My wife told me to stand here.”   
 

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