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Drought in Georgia

Category: Puns, Rated G

This comes from coz Jo Ann Thomas.


I don’t know the source of this official drought information, but:

It’s so dry in Georgia that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling; the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now THAT’s Dry.

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