Double Feature

This is another original from rosecatt.

Don’t know if you have heard, but Hollywood has re-released two recent movies as a double feature in dinner theaters. “The Blair Witch Project” is being paired with “Ishtar”, and a combination ticket for dinner and he show is $24.95. The venue has turned out to be so popular that crowd control is necessary at the ticket booth, and patrons must stand in a maze until their turn to purchase tickets is announced by The Witch-Ishtar line man.

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