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Don’t Surfer Fools

Category: Limericks, Rated G

A limerick by punmaster Gary Hallock


A surfer dude in Frisco bay
Can’t mix his epoxy. He’ll say
“These instructions you see
Say to mix with ‘part-B’
But where can I find the ‘Part-A?'”

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