A limerick by punmaster Gary Hallock
A surfer dude in Frisco bay
Can’t mix his epoxy. He’ll say
“These instructions you see
Say to mix with ‘part-B’
But where can I find the ‘Part-A?'”
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A limerick by punmaster Gary Hallock
A surfer dude in Frisco bay
Can’t mix his epoxy. He’ll say
“These instructions you see
Say to mix with ‘part-B’
But where can I find the ‘Part-A?'”
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/dont-surfer-fools/