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Do you speak Turkish?

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G

This Thanksgiving sequence is from the groaners listserv:


What does a turkey say:
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble.

What does a turkey with a sore throat say?
Gargle, Gargle, Gargle.

What does a turkey with club feet say?
Hobble, Hobble, Hobble.

What does a dyslexic turkey say?
Boggle, Boggle, Boggle.

What does a turkey with a lame leg say?
Waddle, Waddle, Waddle

What does a turkey with a bladder problem say?
Puddle, Puddle, Puddle

What does a turkey with an invisible handicap say?
Subtle, Subtle, Subtle

What does a turkey with a balance problem say?
Stumble, Stumble, Stumble

What does a turkey with a speech impairment say?
Mumble, Mumble, Mumble

What does a turkey with a rickety wheelchair say?
Rattle, Rattle, Rattle

What do East LA gang turkeys say?
Rumble, Rumble, Rumble

What does a turkey with a broken brace say?
Topple, Topple, Topple

What does a turkey with a guide dog say?
Ogle, Ogle, Ogle

What does a turkey with an eating disorder say?
Trouble, Trouble, Trouble

What does a turkey with a learning disorder say?
Boggle, Boggle, Boggle

What does a turkey reading this list say?
Doggerel, Doggerel, Doggerel,

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