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Democratic Skydiving

Category: Rated PG

This is adapted from a pun sent several years ago by [Pteribl@inxpress.net.] It may be even more relevant today.

As a publicity gimmick, certain Democrats parachuted a donkey into Florida. However, the chute failed to open and now those Democrats can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

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