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Day Brightener for Odd People

Category: Rated G

This is a sly little poem sent by Howell Gwinn.


A dreary dreamy young poet
Sailed off to a south sea isle.
He met a girl named Laurie
Who bewitched him with her smile.

Often she would dance for him.
He and she were pals.
But no one ever told him
That she was a cannibal gal.

One fine day she ate him –
‘Tis sad to tell of his fate.
How hard to be remembered
As the poet Laurie ate.

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