Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Daliance with Bits and Bytes

Category: Adult Theme

Thanks to Glenda Konopka for this note of admonition.


Cyrus asks his programmer father:

Daddy, how was I born?

Dad says:

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom. Then we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

“You’ve Got Male!”

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