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Current Events — Interage Marriage

Category: P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG

This ia a pun cascade from P.U.N.Y.


Playboy Founder Hugh Hefner Engaged to 24-Year-Old

The 84-year-old announces his engagement to model Crystal
Harris on Twitter.

The above – seriously! – is from today’s news.

I can guess what wedding gifts they’ll exchange: She’ll give
him an Erector set, and he’ll give her a do-it-yourself kit.

Charles Wukash


A bunny thing happened on the way to the nursing home.

Gary Hallock


I thought young gal would play boy, man shun.

Chris Papa


At the wedding they did the Bunny Hop

Stan


I’m all ears, but I just feel like scut-tling away from this one.

Joseph Harris


Let me also be Crystal clear I am in no way associated with,
related to, or a beneficiary of the victim…er… new focus
of Mr Heffner’s affectations; that is to say affections. Or,
as the new groom is likely to greet his bride at breakfast
‘Hugh the hell are you?’

Joseph Harris


Charles noted the wedding gifts — when Jackie Kennedy
announced her engagement to Ari Onassis way-back-when, the
rumor was going that he was going to give her an antique
organ and she’d give him an Erector Set. [not original]

Meanwhile (back to F-riddles, perhaps), a particularly
beautiful mare, who was known for her incredible sense of
smell, gave birth — the Scenter Foaled.

On my return trip from Austin last May, as I exited at
Albany, I was greeted by the co-pilot. This is the first
time I personally ever received any attention from a real
PlaneMate.

Hugh thought she was somewhat a tomboy. She’s determined
to show him her Femlin side.

Bob Dvorak


I heard California’s new governor has been invited to visit the Playboy mansion to celebrate his re-erection. I guess Hef thinks he can show geriatric or two.

Those Playboy bunnies who are deemed not hot enough to attend Hef’s private parties at the estate are referred to as “unmansionables.”

Gary Hallock

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