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Crying Through the Makeup

Category: Rated G

By Brian Combs (yes, that Brian). The twig doesn’t fall far from the tree.


A professional circus clown woke up one morning with a terrible crick in his neck. He could hardly move, much less work, so he went to the doctor to see what was wrong.

After a complete physical, the doctor asked, “Did you go to bed in your clown makeup and costume last night?”

“Yes, I did,” the clown answered.

“Well, I wouldn’t worry about it. You just slept funny.”

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