Another from Bro Tom Vickery.
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a frozen box of crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put them in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did.
The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen to her if she let the crabs thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the cabin intercom, “Would the man who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up, so….she took them home and ate them, herself.
Chris Cole opined that this was very shellfish of her.