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Convent Wear

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

By Rick Sapir in the Pundit (sent to groaners listserv).

It seems that when the Holy Angels Convent was trying to save money, it sent out the nuns’ faded clothing to be reconditioned. Unfortunately, when the things came back they were not of a uniform color. The businessman who did the work denied responsibility. He righteously proclaimed that . . . “Everybody knows that old habits dye hard.”

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