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Considerations about Suspenders

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

My dear wife is learning a lot about the language and about my sense of humor. One thing she doesn’t like very much are my suspenders. They just don’t fit in well with her sense of style, and she frequently comments about them.

My response has always been that I don’t wear them for style, but rather to keep my pants up.

She recently said, “That’s why the Lord gave you two hands.”

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