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Conflict of Conscience

Category: Adult Theme, Shaggy Dogs

Mel Lett sent me this. I do not know its original source, but I like it.

Ever worry about your doctor and someone you love? Read below.

Dave had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But, every once in a while, he’d hear that soothing voice in his head, trying to reassure him: “Dave, don’t worry about it. You weren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won’t be the last. And, you’re single. Let it go!”

But, invariably, that other voice would bring him back to reality:

“Dave, you’re a vet….”

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