Bill Pardue sent me this lovely tale.

A priest and pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road pounding a sign into the ground that reads, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”

“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled a driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turns to the priest and asks, “Do you think our sign should just say ‘Bridge Out’?”