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Computer Puns

Category: Adult Theme

By Daryl Konopka and Jim L. Ryan


Daryl Konopka, spouse of a good friend and a software engineer at Dell came home with “What do you call it when I am standing at the urinal and talking?”

Answer: Voice over IP


Jim Ryan of the local Macintosh User Group reports the following spontaneous Mac puns.

Just now I was chatting with Hugh Sparks, a retired professor of music from UT who has become a recent friend, and I mentioned that tonight was the meeting of our user group.

Hugh immediately responded, “So, do you all just sit around and Mac off?”

And I retorted, “Well, at least that could lead to the eMaculate conception!”

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