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College

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

This was posted on the groaners listserv and is from the Punster. It is a take off on the Bulwer-Lytton story so favored by Snoopy.


A college student faced a rather bleak evening with nothing to do and nobody to do it with.

He began going from residence hall to residence hall to see what was going on. No luck!

He returned to his room and sat down to make an entry into his journal. He began, . . . “It was a stark and dormy night.”

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