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by Alan B. Combs (who saw it once in a cartoon)
The topic of coffee jokes came up in the P.U.N.Y. (Punsters United Nearly Yearly) group to which I suscribe. I could only think of young, bovine vampires.
How does this relate to coffee, do ye ask?
Calf fiend, of course.
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