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Classical Music Food Puns

Category: Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G

Ralph D. Jeffords said the following:

“I’ve noted that you don’t have this classic classical music composers pun. As per usual I was not satisfied with the original so have tripled the number of entries on the list to extend the groan potential.”


HAYDN’S CHOPIN LISZT AT VIVALDI’S GENERAL STORE:
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FOOD ITEMS
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DELICATESSEN
Rossini and cheese
beans and Francks
chicken Balakirev
Satie mushrooms
Rubinstein sandwich
Clementi and biscuits
Delius sliced ham
Fresh Mozart-rella cheese
Oscar Meyerbeer bologna

PACKAGED FOODS
Top Rachmaninoff noodles
minuet Rice

BRAND NAME CANNED GOODS
Hummel chili con carne
Chef Boyardee Raveli
Del Monteverdi creamed corn
Carna-Shoenberg evaporated milk
Borodin sweetened condensed milk

CANDY AND DESSERTS
Lemon Grieg yogurt
orange Schubert
Little Debussy snack cakes
Rondo a la Turkish delight
mini marshMahlers
Nehlybellies
chocolate Mussorgsky

SAUCES, SPREADS AND DIPS
sour cream and Ives dip
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Rutter
Webern-aise sauce
Pachelbel hot sauce
salsa Verdi

FRESH FISH, FRUIT AND VEGGIES
Messiaen of catfish
Hildegard von Bingen cherries
Stravinsky berries
Ro-Milhaud apples
red Bellini peppers
Puccini mushrooms
Scriabin-ero peppers

BREAKFAST
Honey-nut Berlioz
Kellogg’s Special Cage
Starbucks Prokofiev

ADULT BEVERAGES
Sibelius Irish Cream liqueur
Faure’ Loko

OTHER
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PERSONAL
Tchaikoffsky drops
Cui-tips
Bach scratchers
Mendelsohn Blue dandruff shampoo
Chaminade toilet paper
Samuel Barber shears
drinking Strauss
Purcell phone

HOUSEHOLD CLEANING
Schumann polish
Bern-n-stein remover
Easy Off Beethoven cleaner
whisk Brahms

VEHICLE SAFETY AND MAINTENANCE
Couperin tires
Dodge Rameau floor mats
Dvorak absorbers
Buxtehude cables

HOUSEHOLD REPAIRS
front door Handel
Elmer’s Gluck
Poulenc table felt

HOME PRODUCTS
von Weber charcoal grill
Bartok stools
sweet Vaughan Williams
Gershwin bicycle
Corelli dinnerware
Pergolesi susan

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