This is by Charlotte Herzele.

Reminds me of the ol’ CB radio days. Women could use CB radios to guard against troubles on the road. They could even retain their anonymity by just being a friend, a travel buddy, if you will.

Nellie, a newbie on the airwaves, was having trouble with a guy who had followed her from a truckstop. He was bugging her on the CB radio. She sent out an appeal to fellow female travels. How could she get this loser to leave her alone. She received the following advice:

Car pal to Nell: Sim drone!