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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • Kelly Dupen & Justin Golbabai, 2nd Place, Punniest in Show (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on May 22, 2011)
  • Gracie Deegan, 1st Place, Punniest in Show (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Roast for the 2010 Punster of the Year (filed in Puns, Rated G on May 13, 2011)
  • Final Friday Warm-Up Gathering (filed in News, Puns on May 12, 2011)
  • Grandma and the Lottery (filed in Puns, Rated G on May 11, 2011)
  • Problem with a New Motorcycle (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 29, 2011)
  • A New Gasoline Coupon (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on April 26, 2011)
  • Kinetic Miasma Action (filed in Puns on March 30, 2011)
  • Ordeal of Sir Galahad (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on March 29, 2011)
  • British Alerts to Terror Threats in 2011 (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Changes in Military Aviation (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG-13 on March 18, 2011)
  • When a male can’t stand it anymore (filed in Picture Pun, Politically Incorrect on March 16, 2011)
  • Bringing a Smile (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on March 15, 2011)
  • Shaggy Lentils (filed in Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G on March 9, 2011)
  • The Sprouting Behavior of Heat-Treated Timepieces (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on March 5, 2011)
  • Politically Correct NFL Teams (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated G on February 27, 2011)
  • The Referee’s Cell Phone (filed in Puns, Rated G on February 22, 2011)
  • The Show Must Go On (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on February 21, 2011)
  • Computer Gender (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated G on February 20, 2011)
  • How to Identify a Meth Lab (filed in Picture Pun on February 10, 2011)
  • The Black Bras (filed in Puns, Rated PG on February 7, 2011)
  • The Moonshiner (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on February 2, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #90: The Final Voyage (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on February 1, 2011)
  • *Time for Anger (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on January 30, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #89: Signs Of The Thames (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 25, 2011)