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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • Shaggy Lentils (filed in Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G on March 9, 2011)
  • The Sprouting Behavior of Heat-Treated Timepieces (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on March 5, 2011)
  • Politically Correct NFL Teams (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated G on February 27, 2011)
  • The Referee’s Cell Phone (filed in Puns, Rated G on February 22, 2011)
  • The Show Must Go On (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on February 21, 2011)
  • Computer Gender (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated G on February 20, 2011)
  • How to Identify a Meth Lab (filed in Picture Pun on February 10, 2011)
  • The Black Bras (filed in Puns, Rated PG on February 7, 2011)
  • The Moonshiner (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on February 2, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #90: The Final Voyage (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on February 1, 2011)
  • *Time for Anger (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on January 30, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #89: Signs Of The Thames (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 25, 2011)
  • Penguins (filed in Puns, Rated G on January 22, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #88: Seven Jeers in Tibet (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 18, 2011)
  • *Two Loopholes (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on January 17, 2011)
  • Not in Kansas, Anymore, …. (filed in Puns, Rated G on January 13, 2011)
  • A Recent Lamented Demise (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Shaggy Halfling XVIII (filed in Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G on January 12, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #87: Things Could Be Verse (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 11, 2011)
  • The Land That Made Me, Me (filed in Current Events, Lists, Poetry, Puns, Rated G on January 7, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #86: Now Hair This (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 4, 2011)
  • Animals in a Bar (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated PG on )
  • The Stick and the Stone (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on January 3, 2011)
  • Cosmetic Surgery (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on January 2, 2011)
  • Texting for Seniors (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated G on December 29, 2010)