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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • My New Play Toy (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 18, 2011)
  • Surgeons at a Convention (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on August 16, 2011)
  • The Animal Wedding (filed in Puns, Rated G on August 8, 2011)
  • The New Job (filed in Puns, Rated G on July 6, 2011)
  • Worship (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 24, 2011)
  • A Legal Question… (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG-13 on June 7, 2011)
  • Heard at the PunOff (filed in Puns, Rated G on June 2, 2011)
  • Dessert at Canard Falls (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on June 1, 2011)
  • Jason Epstein, Punniest of Show Competitor (filed in Gatling Puns, Video on May 26, 2011)
  • Benjamin Ziek, Punniest of Show Competitor (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on May 25, 2011)
  • Interview: Gracie Deegan (filed in News, Puns on May 24, 2011)
  • Andrew Balinsky, 3rd Place, Punniest in Show (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on May 22, 2011)
  • Kelly Dupen & Justin Golbabai, 2nd Place, Punniest in Show (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Gracie Deegan, 1st Place, Punniest in Show (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Roast for the 2010 Punster of the Year (filed in Puns, Rated G on May 13, 2011)
  • Final Friday Warm-Up Gathering (filed in News, Puns on May 12, 2011)
  • Grandma and the Lottery (filed in Puns, Rated G on May 11, 2011)
  • Problem with a New Motorcycle (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 29, 2011)
  • A New Gasoline Coupon (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on April 26, 2011)
  • Kinetic Miasma Action (filed in Puns on March 30, 2011)
  • Ordeal of Sir Galahad (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on March 29, 2011)
  • British Alerts to Terror Threats in 2011 (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Changes in Military Aviation (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG-13 on March 18, 2011)
  • When a male can’t stand it anymore (filed in Picture Pun, Politically Incorrect on March 16, 2011)
  • Bringing a Smile (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on March 15, 2011)