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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • Something in My Stocking (filed in Puns, Rated G on December 24, 2011)
  • Sub-Atomic Puns (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on December 21, 2011)
  • A Holiday Warning (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on December 20, 2011)
  • A King Size Bed (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • T-Shirt Captions (filed in Lists, Puns, Puns@yahoogroups.com on November 29, 2011)
  • What Was That Word? (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on November 11, 2011)
  • Deer Cosmetics (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 26, 2011)
  • Da End Iss Near (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Space Opera (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on October 14, 2011)
  • The Beehive (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 13, 2011)
  • Things Confucius Did Not Say (But Should Have) (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated PG on )
  • The Magic Well (filed in Puns, Rated G on September 18, 2011)
  • New Country Song Titles (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated PG on September 16, 2011)
  • My New Play Toy (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 18, 2011)
  • Surgeons at a Convention (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on August 16, 2011)
  • The Animal Wedding (filed in Puns, Rated G on August 8, 2011)
  • The New Job (filed in Puns, Rated G on July 6, 2011)
  • Worship (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 24, 2011)
  • A Legal Question… (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG-13 on June 7, 2011)
  • Heard at the PunOff (filed in Puns, Rated G on June 2, 2011)
  • Dessert at Canard Falls (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on June 1, 2011)
  • Jason Epstein, Punniest of Show Competitor (filed in Gatling Puns, Video on May 26, 2011)
  • Benjamin Ziek, Punniest of Show Competitor (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on May 25, 2011)
  • Interview: Gracie Deegan (filed in News, Puns on May 24, 2011)
  • Andrew Balinsky, 3rd Place, Punniest in Show (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on May 22, 2011)