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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • Shoes for That Special Evening on an Italian Cruise (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on February 29, 2012)
  • One O’Clock Shaggy (filed in Puns, Rated G on February 27, 2012)
  • If You Carrot All For Me (filed in Puns, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G on February 12, 2012)
  • Secrets of Italian Bread (filed in Adult Theme, Puns, Shaggy Puppy on February 8, 2012)
  • Pippa’s Shaggy Posterior (filed in Puns, Rated PG on February 2, 2012)
  • The Three Shaggy Bears (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on January 31, 2012)
  • The Trojan Horse (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on January 18, 2012)
  • New Office Slang (filed in Current Events, Lists, Puns, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG on )
  • Redneck Newlyweds (filed in Puns, Rated G on January 14, 2012)
  • How to get to Heaven from Ireland (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • New Dictionary (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG on January 2, 2012)
  • Shaggy Christmas Down Under (filed in Puns, Rated G on December 27, 2011)
  • Something in My Stocking (filed in Puns, Rated G on December 24, 2011)
  • Sub-Atomic Puns (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on December 21, 2011)
  • A Holiday Warning (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on December 20, 2011)
  • A King Size Bed (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • T-Shirt Captions (filed in Lists, Puns, Puns@yahoogroups.com on November 29, 2011)
  • What Was That Word? (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on November 11, 2011)
  • Deer Cosmetics (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 26, 2011)
  • Da End Iss Near (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Space Opera (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on October 14, 2011)
  • The Beehive (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 13, 2011)
  • Things Confucius Did Not Say (But Should Have) (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated PG on )
  • The Magic Well (filed in Puns, Rated G on September 18, 2011)
  • New Country Song Titles (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated PG on September 16, 2011)