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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • Shaggy Rogue (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G, Spoonerisms on April 6, 2012)
  • Shakes Hands with the Head of the Household (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on April 1, 2012)
  • There Is No Spoon (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 26, 2012)
  • Shaggy Lech (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 25, 2012)
  • Shaggy Dog Gone (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 15, 2012)
  • West End Shaggy (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 14, 2012)
  • It’s a Mythunderstanding (filed in Picture Pun, Politically Incorrect, Rated G on March 13, 2012)
  • Vestal Shaggy Dog (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 9, 2012)
  • Oscar is Wilde; Gene is Wilder (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 8, 2012)
  • Shaggy Wars (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 7, 2012)
  • A Shaggy Path (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on March 6, 2012)
  • No See Food (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • A Shaggy Grammy (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 4, 2012)
  • Shoes for That Special Evening on an Italian Cruise (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on February 29, 2012)
  • One O’Clock Shaggy (filed in Puns, Rated G on February 27, 2012)
  • If You Carrot All For Me (filed in Puns, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G on February 12, 2012)
  • Secrets of Italian Bread (filed in Adult Theme, Puns, Shaggy Puppy on February 8, 2012)
  • Pippa’s Shaggy Posterior (filed in Puns, Rated PG on February 2, 2012)
  • The Three Shaggy Bears (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on January 31, 2012)
  • The Trojan Horse (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on January 18, 2012)
  • New Office Slang (filed in Current Events, Lists, Puns, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG on )
  • Redneck Newlyweds (filed in Puns, Rated G on January 14, 2012)
  • How to get to Heaven from Ireland (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • New Dictionary (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG on January 2, 2012)
  • Shaggy Christmas Down Under (filed in Puns, Rated G on December 27, 2011)