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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • Shaggy Bomb (filed in Picture Pun, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG on May 7, 2012)
  • Shaggy Maiden (filed in Picture Pun, Rated NC-17 on May 3, 2012)
  • The Coke Salesman in Israel (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )
  • New Quickies (filed in Puns, Rated G, Short Snorts on April 29, 2012)
  • Shaggy Wrapper (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on April 27, 2012)
  • Whack-a-Mole (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on April 25, 2012)
  • I Was Walken Along… (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • Let Me Be Your POSSLQ! (filed in Current Events, Puns, Rated G on April 24, 2012)
  • Shaggy Cotton (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on April 23, 2012)
  • Shaggy Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on April 20, 2012)
  • Once, Twice, Three Times a Shaggy Lady (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on April 14, 2012)
  • My Melon-choly Baby (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on April 10, 2012)
  • Shaggy Rogue (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G, Spoonerisms on April 6, 2012)
  • Shakes Hands with the Head of the Household (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on April 1, 2012)
  • There Is No Spoon (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 26, 2012)
  • Shaggy Lech (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 25, 2012)
  • Shaggy Dog Gone (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 15, 2012)
  • West End Shaggy (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 14, 2012)
  • It’s a Mythunderstanding (filed in Picture Pun, Politically Incorrect, Rated G on March 13, 2012)
  • Vestal Shaggy Dog (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 9, 2012)
  • Oscar is Wilde; Gene is Wilder (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 8, 2012)
  • Shaggy Wars (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 7, 2012)
  • A Shaggy Path (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on March 6, 2012)
  • No See Food (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • A Shaggy Grammy (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 4, 2012)