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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • Shaggy Tree Rodent (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on June 7, 2012)
  • Shaggy Standup Comic (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 22, 2012)
  • Punniest of Show: Jason Epstein (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • If I only had a Brain… (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 21, 2012)
  • Punniest of Show Winner: Jerzy Gwiazdowski (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show Second Place: Gracie Deegan (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show Third Place: Benjamin Ziek (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Ich bin ein Berliner (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 17, 2012)
  • Watt is Love? (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 16, 2012)
  • Sitting in the Theatre made my Butt Thor (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 15, 2012)
  • Mother Quotes (filed in Puns, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G on May 13, 2012)
  • Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long Shaggy (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 10, 2012)
  • Siriusly Shaggy (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 7, 2012)
  • Shaggy Bomb (filed in Picture Pun, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG on )
  • Shaggy Maiden (filed in Picture Pun, Rated NC-17 on May 3, 2012)
  • The Coke Salesman in Israel (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )
  • New Quickies (filed in Puns, Rated G, Short Snorts on April 29, 2012)
  • Shaggy Wrapper (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on April 27, 2012)
  • Whack-a-Mole (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on April 25, 2012)
  • I Was Walken Along… (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • Let Me Be Your POSSLQ! (filed in Current Events, Puns, Rated G on April 24, 2012)
  • Shaggy Cotton (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on April 23, 2012)
  • Shaggy Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on April 20, 2012)
  • Once, Twice, Three Times a Shaggy Lady (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on April 14, 2012)
  • My Melon-choly Baby (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on April 10, 2012)