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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • Fossilzzle (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on July 25, 2013)
  • Bikers (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on June 25, 2013)
  • Successfully Dieters Might Win the Nobelly Prize (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 15, 2013)
  • A Bad Pun is Soda Pressing (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 11, 2013)
  • May the Farce be With You (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 3, 2013)
  • Turnip Beet a Ground (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 29, 2013)
  • Buzz Off! (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 26, 2013)
  • Punslingers Round Four, 1st Half (Video) (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video on May 25, 2013)
  • Punslingers Round Three (Video) (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Gillian Anderson (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 24, 2013)
  • Punslingers Round Two (Video) (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Putin on the Ritz (filed in Current Events, Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • Punslingers Round One (Video) (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 1st Place: Ben Ziek (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 22, 2013)
  • Punniest of Show 2nd Place: Alex Petri (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 3rd Place: Brian Agler (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 4th Place: Andy Balinsky (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • For Those Needing Biblical Interpretation of Current Events (filed in Puns, Rated PG on May 10, 2013)
  • Equivalents — For All You Thinkers (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated G on May 8, 2013)
  • A Really Olde Rerun (filed in Current Events, Puns on February 13, 2013)
  • Cuddle Up, and Don’t Be Blue (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 24, 2013)
  • Shaggy Austrian (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 21, 2013)
  • Wisdom for the New Year (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 8, 2013)
  • New Commemorative Pistol (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 7, 2013)
  • Slow and Shaggy Wins the Race (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG-13 on November 20, 2012)