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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 2000 (filed in News, Puns on January 1, 2001)
  • Seeing Tsars, Again (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 28, 2000)
  • Seeing Tsars (filed in alt.callahans, Original Feghoots, Puns, Rated G on December 19, 2000)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #2: Better Plate Than Never (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 2, 2000)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #1 — The Teacher (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 25, 2000)
  • A Thought from The Wright Idea Company (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 12, 2000)
  • Tom’s Nome-Grown Pun (filed in Puns on )
  • Television and Marital Discord (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )
  • Travails of Schroeder (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )
  • From Charles Schulz (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on November 6, 2000)
  • Modern Dance (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on October 23, 2000)
  • Friendly Skies (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on October 18, 2000)
  • The Borsch Circuit (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )
  • Robinson Crusoe (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 14, 2000)
  • Fast Growth (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Braille Reader (filed in Puns, Rated PG on )
  • Nada (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on June 25, 2000)
  • Deconstruction Art Critics (filed in Puns, Rated G on February 19, 2000)
  • On the Dole (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )
  • Apostle John (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on February 12, 2000)
  • The Best Stressed Puns of the Millennium (filed in News, Puns on January 1, 2000)
  • In The Barnyard (filed in Cartoon Puns, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on December 19, 1999)
  • Where the cotton and the corn and taters grow… (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 25, 1999)
  • The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 1998 (filed in News, Puns on January 1, 1999)
  • Sir Rodney (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on December 10, 1998)