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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • A Tall Ship Tale #18: Cybele Disobedience (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on April 9, 2002)
  • PUN gent story: In shy knees… (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #17: Ferry God Mother (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #16: A Hero Glyph (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on April 2, 2002)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #15: Absorb-a The Greek (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Seasonal Dr. Fun Pun — The Gift of the Mobi (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #14: The French Connection (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 2001 (filed in News, Puns on January 1, 2002)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #13: Duck Soup (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 25, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #12: Fright of Passage (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A True Tale of Chicken Little (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on October 29, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #11: Yours, Mine and Hours (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on September 23, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #10: A Pledge of Alley Gents (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on August 20, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #9: Crimean Punishment (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on August 11, 2001)
  • Groaners in the Comics (filed in Cartoon Puns, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on July 21, 2001)
  • Staying Out of Trouble at the Zoo (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated PG-13 on July 4, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #8: A Striking Woman (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on June 23, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #7: A High-Iron Diet (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on May 24, 2001)
  • We Are the World (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 24, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale # 6: Dead Rite (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Snail Space (filed in Puns on April 18, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #5: The Tuning of The Shrew (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on March 19, 2001)
  • Perils of a Gigolo (filed in Adult Theme, Cartoon Puns on March 17, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #4: Up, Up And A-Weigh (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on March 10, 2001)
  • On The Veldt (filed in Puns, Rated G on February 18, 2001)