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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • The Lump (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on August 1, 2003)
  • Disappointment (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on July 12, 2003)
  • Categories of Perversion (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated PG on June 29, 2003)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #33: Simon Suez (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on June 23, 2003)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #32: Letter Rip (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #31: Warp Drive (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Twins (filed in Puns, Rated G on June 14, 2003)
  • Hannibal (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated PG on )
  • How About a Cold One? (filed in Adult Theme, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #29: Strangers In The Night (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #28: Asphynxiation (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #27: The Hex Files (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #26: The King (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Captain Cook (filed in Puns, Shaggy Puppy on February 16, 2003)
  • The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 2002 (filed in Haiku, News, Puns on January 1, 2003)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #25: The Ball Drops (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on June 4, 2002)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #24: A Boy Named Siu (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on May 26, 2002)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #23: Hellan (Prayer) Wheels (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on May 7, 2002)
  • A Short Megillah (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #22: A Maze In Greece (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on April 9, 2002)
  • A Great Dane (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale: #21: Season’s Crete-ings (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale: #20: Kernel Knowledge (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale: #19: Demon Rum’s Smarter Brother (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #18: Cybele Disobedience (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )