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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • A Tall Ship Tale #37: A Promise Kept (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on September 25, 2004)
  • Omens for a Good Day (filed in Puns, Rated G on September 6, 2004)
  • The Actors (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Math Lesson I (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Dental Floss (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Crepe Tale (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • SWAT’s Inside That Counts (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Shaggy Flowers (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Gore on the Rampage (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • For All The Lexophiles (Lovers of Words) (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G on August 1, 2004)
  • Another PUNY Bunny (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on June 16, 2004)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #36: A Gesture of Defiance (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #35: Wrap Session (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on May 22, 2004)
  • Thoughts on Nostradamus (filed in alt.callahans, Pun Cascade, Rated G on January 25, 2004)
  • Contamination (filed in Adult Theme, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade on )
  • Starring Auntie Em as the Good Witch, Glinda (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Password (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 2003 (filed in News, Puns on January 1, 2004)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #34: A Bird In The Hand (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 29, 2003)
  • Laconic Larry (filed in Puns, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • The Klutz (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated G on November 9, 2003)
  • Rock On (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Patient (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • More on End O’ Crow Knolegy (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on October 19, 2003)
  • Tarzan and Jane (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on September 21, 2003)