Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • 404: Tile Not Found (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on July 3, 2014)
  • You Can’t Afford to Miss this One (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 27, 2014)
  • I Marrowly Escaped this One (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG on May 13, 2014)
  • Punniest of Show 2014 Winner: Alex Petri (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on May 11, 2014)
  • Punniest of Show 2014 Second Place: Ben Ziek (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Punniest of Show 2014 Third Place: Andy Balinsky (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Future CAWnvict (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 8, 2014)
  • I Could Wax On About this Pun (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 18, 2014)
  • A Jewcy Pun (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Short Snorts on April 9, 2014)
  • So, Zoo Me! (filed in Gatling Puns, Picture Pun, Rated G on April 8, 2014)
  • Not a Boaring Advertisement (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on April 7, 2014)
  • Don’t be Testy! (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on March 27, 2014)
  • What Ukraine About? (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 7, 2014)
  • Better than Can’t Gogh (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on January 15, 2014)
  • A Pun for the Halibut (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13, Short Snorts on January 14, 2014)
  • Siri Puns (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on January 9, 2014)
  • Have a Ball (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on January 2, 2014)
  • Diego Come and Me Wanna Go Home (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on December 2, 2013)
  • Going of the Rails on a Crazy Twain (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13, Short Snorts on November 27, 2013)
  • First Christmas Joke 2013? (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on November 26, 2013)
  • Deaf Jams (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on November 25, 2013)
  • Don’t Shoot! I’m Unarmed! (filed in Puns, Rated G on November 14, 2013)
  • Stray Dogs in Massachusetts Have a Boston Flea Party (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on September 30, 2013)
  • Nothing to Lose Sleep Over (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 20, 2013)
  • Pipe Weed is a Hard Hobbit to Break (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 14, 2013)
    • Welcome to the new home of Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots. At least 3056 horrible puns, shaggy dogs, groaners, and feghoots. And a couple of good ones.

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      Note: Some of these entries can be a bit on the racy side. And some should probably not be read by the more easily offended. All such posts are tagged "Adult Theme", "Politically Incorrect", or "PG-13" as appropriate.

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