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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • A Pun for the Halibut (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13, Short Snorts on January 14, 2014)
  • Siri Puns (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on January 9, 2014)
  • Have a Ball (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on January 2, 2014)
  • Diego Come and Me Wanna Go Home (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on December 2, 2013)
  • Going of the Rails on a Crazy Twain (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13, Short Snorts on November 27, 2013)
  • First Christmas Joke 2013? (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on November 26, 2013)
  • Deaf Jams (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on November 25, 2013)
  • Don’t Shoot! I’m Unarmed! (filed in Puns, Rated G on November 14, 2013)
  • Stray Dogs in Massachusetts Have a Boston Flea Party (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on September 30, 2013)
  • Nothing to Lose Sleep Over (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 20, 2013)
  • Pipe Weed is a Hard Hobbit to Break (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 14, 2013)
  • Luke-ing for Love (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 26, 2013)
  • Fossilzzle (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on July 25, 2013)
  • Bikers (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on June 25, 2013)
  • Successfully Dieters Might Win the Nobelly Prize (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 15, 2013)
  • A Bad Pun is Soda Pressing (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 11, 2013)
  • May the Farce be With You (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 3, 2013)
  • Turnip Beet a Ground (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 29, 2013)
  • Buzz Off! (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 26, 2013)
  • Punslingers Round Four, 1st Half (Video) (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video on May 25, 2013)
  • Punslingers Round Three (Video) (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Gillian Anderson (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 24, 2013)
  • Punslingers Round Two (Video) (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Putin on the Ritz (filed in Current Events, Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • Punslingers Round One (Video) (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG, Video on )