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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • The Horth Whithperer (Politically Incowwect, of Course) (filed in Adult Theme, Politically Incorrect, Puns on December 26, 2004)
  • The Waitress (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • The Floating Cross (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Collection Plate (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • May I Have This Dance? (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Martha Stewart Recipe (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Unexpected Dogs (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Those Good Old Tunes, Revised (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • At The Dog Show (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Racquel Might Understand (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Modern Proverbs (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Houston’s Ethnic Evacuation Plan (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns on December 6, 2004)
  • The Evil Magician Debush (filed in Puns, Rated G on November 20, 2004)
  • So Help Me, It’s True… (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Silly Little Whose Zoo (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Blonde at the Crosswalk (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • English is sooooo easy!! (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Clementine Perverted? (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Dicky Cory (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on )
  • Bathroom Improvements (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Complainer (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Double-Booked Hall (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • In the Auto Parts Shop (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • In Praise of Lance (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Followed Her Home (filed in Puns, Rated G on )