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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • Warning to Golfers (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on December 28, 2004)
  • Passing A Nursing Home (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on )
  • New Grape Varietal (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • The Blonde at a Football Game (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Halloween Wedding (filed in Limericks, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Audition (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Cold Nun (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Washington Post Word Contest (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Another Bilingual Pun (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Another Rudolph Pun (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Cold Holiday, A Holiday Cold (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Redneck Wines from Wal-Mart (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Trying To Lose Weight (A Tale for Our Times) (filed in Cartoon Puns, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Hair Restorer (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Signs of the Times (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Elvis, Take Two (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Elvis, Take One (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Advertising (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on )
  • She’ll Always Be Thirteen… (A Bilingual Pun) (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Frosty (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on December 26, 2004)
  • How To Lose Two-Hundred Ugly Pounds (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Osama in Heaven (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Hair-Razing Experience (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • British Wedding Protocol (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on )
  • The Fisherman’s Twins (filed in Puns, Rated G on )