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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • A Tall Ship Tale #7: A High-Iron Diet (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on May 24, 2001)
  • We Are the World (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 24, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale # 6: Dead Rite (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Snail Space (filed in Puns on April 18, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #5: The Tuning of The Shrew (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on March 19, 2001)
  • Perils of a Gigolo (filed in Adult Theme, Cartoon Puns on March 17, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #4: Up, Up And A-Weigh (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on March 10, 2001)
  • On The Veldt (filed in Puns, Rated G on February 18, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #3: A Tragic Loss (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 15, 2001)
  • The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 2000 (filed in News, Puns on January 1, 2001)
  • Seeing Tsars, Again (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 28, 2000)
  • Seeing Tsars (filed in alt.callahans, Original Feghoots, Puns, Rated G on December 19, 2000)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #2: Better Plate Than Never (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 2, 2000)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #1 — The Teacher (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 25, 2000)
  • A Thought from The Wright Idea Company (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 12, 2000)
  • Tom’s Nome-Grown Pun (filed in Puns on )
  • Television and Marital Discord (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )
  • Travails of Schroeder (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )
  • From Charles Schulz (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on November 6, 2000)
  • Modern Dance (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on October 23, 2000)
  • Friendly Skies (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on October 18, 2000)
  • The Borsch Circuit (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )
  • Robinson Crusoe (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 14, 2000)
  • Fast Growth (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Braille Reader (filed in Puns, Rated PG on )