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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • College Football Questions (2006 Version) (filed in Puns, Rated G on August 5, 2007)
  • Guide to Tashlich (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on )
  • Disease Resistant (filed in Adult Theme, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade on May 5, 2007)
  • Puns in the Comics I (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on )
  • Ouch! (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13, Short Snorts on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #51: Roast Beast (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #50: Clock Kent (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Coffee (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Samuel L. Jackson Movie (filed in Puns, Rated G, Short Snorts on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #49: Que Thera, Thera (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on July 7, 2006)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #48: A No-Bull Sentiment (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Busted (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Garage Enterprise (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G on )
  • Code Blew (filed in Adult Theme, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #47: Checkout Time (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on July 5, 2006)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #46: Nuts To You (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on July 2, 2006)
  • Groaners Featuring Birds (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #45: Film At Eleven (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 16, 2006)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #44: Sofa, So Good (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #43: It’s Yuri Funeral (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #42: An Awk-ward Moment (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Mepyew (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on )
  • A Good Pun Is Its Own Reward (One-Liners) (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Best Stressed Puns of 2005 (filed in News, Puns on January 1, 2006)
  • A Tall Ship Tale — Interlude: One Hull Of A Lady (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 6, 2005)