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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • The Medical Student (filed in Adult Theme, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Shaggy Dogs on March 28, 2010)
  • The Carpool (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Where Do the Birds Live? (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated PG on )
  • Unfortunately Named Websites (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • The Talking Towel (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • You Know You’re Getting Older When…. (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Irish Virgin (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on March 27, 2010)
  • Revised Songs for the New Millennium (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Thanksgiving Pun (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Snake Tale (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Too Personal Information (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • One Liners (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Nelson Mandela (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Iowa Caucuses (filed in Adult Theme, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns on )
  • Methods from Human Resources… (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • At the Entrance to Hades (filed in Puns, Rated G on May 23, 2009)
  • A Mother’s Dictionary (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on )
  • Crossing Costal Waters (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 2008 (filed in News, Puns on January 1, 2009)
  • Fishbait (filed in Puns, Rated G on March 27, 2008)
  • Ticks — All You Ever Wanted to Know (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on August 5, 2007)
  • For the Right Price (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Medical Mystery (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Roast for Joel McColl (filed in Gatling Puns, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Puns in the Comics II (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G, Short Snorts on )