Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • Tools and Their Real Uses (filed in Puns, Rated PG on April 5, 2010)
  • Limerick Challenge No. 27 (filed in Adult Theme, Limericks, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns on )
  • The Computer Class (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Another Nobel Effort (filed in alt.humor.puns, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Women and Men — Apples and Wine (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on April 4, 2010)
  • Toast to the New Year (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Penzione (filed in Original Feghoots, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Humor for Lexophiles (Word Lovers) (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Colonoscopy Comments (filed in Adult Theme, Politically Incorrect, Puns on )
  • The Horse and Carriage (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Aliens (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Drought in Georgia (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • As Long as You Asped (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Washington Post’s Style Invitational (2007) (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • What Ye Selling? (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on )
  • Rear-Ended at the Stop Light (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns on March 30, 2010)
  • The Shaggy Dog (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • The Hardware Store (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on )
  • Exercise Regimen (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • The Aardvark (filed in Limericks, Pun Cascade, Rated G on )
  • Sex by Age of 20 (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Southern Boy (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Signs of the Time? (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • The Reunion (filed in Puns, Rated G on March 28, 2010)
  • Volleyball on the Sands (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on )