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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • Glorious ‘Highlights’ of the English Language… (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG on April 23, 2010)
  • AARP Q&A Forum (filed in Puns, Rated PG on )
  • Bilingual Riddle (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tail of Two Aliens (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • The Numbers of the Beast (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • California Locals and the Oakland Raiders — How They Really Feel (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Signs of the Times (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Political Bras (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on April 19, 2010)
  • Blonde Jokes from Ms Scarlett (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on April 18, 2010)
  • Uforia (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • Cussing at Work (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on )
  • One day in Anaheim (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Baseball Is a Simple Game (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Maintenance Robot (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Fisherman’s Sons (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Grandpa (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 16, 2010)
  • Variations on “The Eyes of Texas” (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Riddle (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Another Holmes and Watson Tale (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 15, 2010)
  • You know you’re getting old… (No. 02) (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated PG on April 9, 2010)
  • Translational Difficulties (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • Irish Bean Soup (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • The Salad Bar You Really Do Not Want to Go to. (filed in Adult Theme, Puns, Short Snorts on April 8, 2010)
  • Blonde’s Flat on the Interstate (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on April 7, 2010)
  • Subject: A Boston Fish Tale (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on )